Aug 20


I hear melodies in my head
Find little notes in my bed
I got songs tangled up in my hair
I see piano keys everywhere
My heart is a beating drum
Repeating my favorite song
I hear Beethoven #9
All the time
And it’s kinda like do-re-mi
About as easy as a-b-c
Beautiful like a symphony
I’m talking about you and me

(Source: destroywhatbreaksyou)



one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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Aug 19


you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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(Source: your-better-than-that, via fake-mermaid)


things to not show in school

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Aug 18






I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

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when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers


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the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

(via fake-mermaid)


justin bieber is a prime example of somebody who should not be famous anymore


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A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

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when ur eating dinner at your friends house


and their parents start arguing


and you want to ask for the salt


but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce


(via dulect)

Aug 12

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